Thoughts And Reblogs

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via dalekdickbutt)

s1uts:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again

(via bookmad)

homeruchan:

I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice

(via bookmad)

blueveinsandkitkats:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."


Do some of them realize that quote is from spongebob

blueveinsandkitkats:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

Do some of them realize that quote is from spongebob

(via clarkispotamia)

bookmad:

zeldapudding:

bookmad:

i do in fact have another cleaning job!!!

You go glen coco

thanks bruh

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

(via dalekdickbutt)

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

image

(via cherron143)

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

(Source: cute-overload, via cherron143)

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

owldude:

jawnski:

secret bunny conference

"the ladybugs are on to us"

(Source: tricksy-and-mopsy, via cherron143)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr

(via cherron143)